Jeremy- Did you get up before you alarm? It never went off.
Me- No, you turned it off.
Jeremy- No I didn't.
Me- Yes you did, I asked you to turn if off and not hit snooze and you did it.
Jeremy- Um no you must have cause I didn't.
Me- Are you crazy? You turned it off. Who else do you think did it? Why would I lie about turning it off?
Jeremy- I didn't do it.
Me- Okay yeah you didn't, trolls must do that too.
He still doesn't believe he did it, and tries to argue his case. But seriously why would someone lie to you about that? Men, they make no sense. But like my grandmother always says "What do you expect, you married a man."

that's one reason our alarm clock lives across the room from the bed - someone must get up to cut it off.
ReplyDeleteMOB
Ha!! I do that all the time. In fact, Jack says I have entire conversations with him and do not remember any of them. Of course, he could just be making it up.
ReplyDeleteBut considering the fact that I go to bed in the middle of the bed and he comes to bed a few hours later, and I wake up on my side of the bed, and he says he physically MOVES me over without waking me (longest run on sentence EVER), I think he must be telling the truth. :)
Some of us are just very hard sleepers!