odd things said

Jeremy walked into the room wearing my pink beach towel wrapped around his head. This is how the conversation played out:

Me-"What on earth are you doing with my pink beach towel?"

Jeremy-"These are my new pink extensions. If Kate {Gosslin} can do it and she has more kids than Abraham then I can too. How long did it take her? Three days? And her husband left her and she has time for it."

I seriously wonder about him sometimes.